Ok, now that I have your attention, please read the INSTALL
    and TROUBLESHOOT files in this directory before reporting
    problems with QuickPage.  Most of the questions people ask me
    are covered in these files.  Don't get me wrong--I do enjoy
    hearing from people.  It's just that I don't appreciate having
    to type the same answers to the same questions over and over
    again.  But if I've made anything unclear, please ask!  :-)

    Thanks for your cooperation.